My nipple is on Facebook.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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