he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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