I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Randomize
