Where did you get a picture of my penis
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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