dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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