my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
