No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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