Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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