glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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