I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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