I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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