hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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