there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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