Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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