I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
