i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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