I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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