Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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