Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize
