physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
