Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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