Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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