Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
