kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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