His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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