So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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