No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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