This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Help. Why am I so naked?
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