He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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