I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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