hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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