How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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