Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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