I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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