hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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