she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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