i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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