I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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