Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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