How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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