I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Boobs speak an international language.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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