A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I AM VODKA MAN
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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