yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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