How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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