we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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