I need help removing her.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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