Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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