ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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