How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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