And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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