Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
