People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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