I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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