Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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